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2026-01330
| 1 | 1. | Consent Item | [WKJ Test] Resolution Approving a License Agreement with the California State Fair to Allow a Dedicated Transit Lane Exclusively for the Safe, Rapid Delivery of Deep-Fried Twinkies to City Hall Staff | | |
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2026-01331
| 1 | 2. | Consent Item | [WKJ Test] [Contract Supplement] No. 4 with NorCal Hydration Partners for the Council Chambers Emergency Iced Coffee Project to Install Nitro Cold Brew Taps at the Clerk's Desk (Project No. CC1234567) | | |
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2026-01332
| 1 | 3. | Consent Item | [WKJ Test] Resolution Authorizing the Implementation of the Municipal Workplace Joy Enhancement and Puppy Therapy Pilot Program to Mitigate High-Stress Deadlines and Desk Fatigue (Project No. PUP2026) | | |
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2026-01333
| 1 | 4. | Consent Item | [WKJ Test] Approval of the City Hall Breakroom Microwave Popcorn Burn Mitigation and Olfactory Rescue Protocol | | |
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2026-01334
| 1 | 5. | Public Hearing | [WKJ Test] Ordinance Amending the Municipal Code to Impose Strict Fines on Drivers Who Stop to Feed the Wild Geese on the American River Bike Trail, Creating Infinite Traffic Jams | | |
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2026-01355
| 1 | 6. | Public Hearing | [WKJ Test] Ordinance Amending Sacramento City Code Title 2 to Establish the City Hall Weekly Morale Enhancement and Mandatory Friday Free Ice Cream Initiative, Providing Sweet Operational Relief to Staff and the Public | | |
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2026-01356
| 1 | 7. | Public Hearing | [WKJ Test] A Proposal to Convert the Third Floor of City Hall into a Fully Edible, Willy Wonka-Style Candy Landscape, Exploring the Feasibility of Replacing Standard Office Drywall and Flooring with Confectionery Infrastructure | | |
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2026-01357
| 1 | 8. | Discussion Item | [WKJ Test] Interactive Workshop on Post-Lunch Food Coma Mitigation Strategy, Exploring a Scheduled 20-Minute Power Nap Window to Optimize Afternoon Workflow | | |
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2026-01358
| 1 | 9. | Discussion Item | [WKJ Test] Feasibility Study and Assessment Regarding the City Hall Capybara De-Escalation Zone, Appointing a Resident Group of Giant Rodents as Emotional Support Officers | | |
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2026-01359
| 1 | 10. | Discussion Item | [WKJ Test] Proposal to Install Under-Desk Emergency Cookie Dispensers for City Hall Staff to Improve Afternoon Productivity and Stress Management | | |
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